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Submitted by solinox on Wed, 03/26/2003 - 15:53
Ever get tired of those automatic flushing toilets? You know, the ones that are showing up in all the expensive places, airports and movie theatres and casinos, that are supposed to sense when you're finished and flush the toilet for you?

Am I the only one who keeps getting my butt flushed? I'm just sitting there, minding my own business, *obviously* not finished yet, and all of a sudden my butt gets flushed! Nice, cold toilet water rinse there! Great idea, but it doesn't seem to be working too well in practice, because I swear I get flushed every time I use one of those things.

You know, when I said I wanted a bidet, that's not quite what I had in mind...