I see all these websites out there, and I'm thinking...Why the hell not? Why shouldn't I just be able to beg for money with the best of them? I'm always saying I can't sell. I couldn't sell water in Death Valley, for crying out loud. Why not prove it once and for all by showing that I can't possibly sell my own self? At the very least, it ought to be a nice, stress-relieving hobby, right?

So, as of today, I embark upon a new and noble quest: Find a way to attract people to my website, and convince them to spend money on it as well. I should be able to spend an hour or two each evening, piddling around with my websites and stuff. I'll keep up this blog a little better, give you everything you never wanted to know about my daily life. Post more pictures of the kids, yadda yadda yadda.

Hey, at least that would make the grandparents shut up.